Spankin da Donkey # 01

Landslide @ Putrajaya

Samy said "we have informed PJ Holding July last year"
PJ Holding said "no comment yet"
Minister said "we will investigate if there were/was report from Samy to PJ Holding
SYABAS said "where got leaking one, we always check what... but now we will check more"
Apa cerita diorang ni?

TELEKOM MALAYSIA - opening possibilities
Me (calling from my hp)
VM (voice machine)
She (the TM operator)

me : dial 103

VM : welcome to tm directory, press 1 for english, press 2 for melayu ( i think so, something like thatlah)

me : press for the melayu button

she : (the machine lah) selamat memanggil tm directory xxxx sedia membantu

me : saya nak nombor talipon 3 hotel ni lah cik.....

she : maaf encik, kalau encik panggil ikut hp, kami hanya boleh beri 1 nombor

me : hah???

she : kalau encik panggil ikut hp, kami cuma boleh bagi 1 nombor, tapi kalau encik panggil dari fix line kami boleh bagi 3 nombor

me : sejak bila?

she : memang macam ni encik

me : lawaknya...

she : encik nak ke tak nak n0mbor?

me : bagi saya nombor pj hilton

she : sila ambil nombor encik....

VM : nombor yang anda kehendaki ialah XXXXXXXXX